Unfortunately...

After reading my friend Michelle's blog yesterday, I decided to try this for fun. Google the words "Unfortunately, (your first name) is" . This little experience was something of an ego-buster in my case!

Unfortunately, Jeanne does not offer much in the way of advice as you would expect from an "artist"; however, she is an extremely good hair cutter.

UNFORTUNATELY...JEANNE IS NOW MOVING FASTER AWAY FROM THOSE
UNFAVORABLE OCEAN CONDITIONS AND TOWARD MUCH WARMER WATER. (This was about Hurricane Jeanne!)

Unfortunately, Jeanne can't quite figure it out--she's aided in her impossible task by the crystal skull . . . now a talking crystal skull, which, of course, speaks only to her.

Unfortunately, Jeanne is there at the same time!

Unfortunately, Jeanne's small artistic achievements are undermined by its polemics. (What does that mean?)

Unfortunately, Jeanne is too late to stop the English from destroying her home village, and with the help of two of her childhood friends she sets out on a journey to drive the English out and save France.

Unfortunately, Jeanne's mother cannot leave her alone, and circumstances contrive to make her run away from the house -- leaving her relationship in limbo, at least for the time being.

Unfortunately, Jeanne passed away in March of 1993 after a long illness, at the age of 58. (Hey, I am 58!)

Unfortunately, Jeanne was inexperienced and impressionable.

Unfortunately, Jeanne lost.

Unfortunately Jeanne still dies.

Unfortunately, Jeanne and David have moved to Houston.

Unfortunately, Jeanne was doomed to isolation, because everyone was afraid of her.

Unfortunately, Jeanne, it is you who knows so little.

Okay, an exercise in humility! I was going to head upstairs to make some art, but my talking crystal skull says, just go cut someone's hair!